The Impulse Judge Browser Extension & Website
Originally published: December 12, 2025
Last updated: December 13, 2025
Version 1.2 - Added Community Discord Server disclosure and guidelines.
🎉 TL;DR: The browser extension collects ZERO data - EVERYTHING stays on your device. The website uses privacy-friendly analytics (Vercel) to count visitors without tracking you. That's it. That's the policy.
The Impulse Judge ("we," "our," or "the extension") is a browser extension designed to help users resist impulse purchases through humor and gamification. We are committed to protecting your privacy and being transparent about our practices.
This Privacy Policy explains what information (if any) we collect, how we use it, and your rights regarding your data.
Short answer: None. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
The Impulse Judge browser extension does not collect, transmit, or store any personal information on external servers. We have no database of your purchases. We have no tracking pixels embedded in the extension. We literally cannot see anything you do while using the extension.
The extension code is open source - you can verify this yourself. If we ever tried to sneak in tracking, someone would catch us faster than The Judge catches you at checkout.
The extension stores the following data locally in your browser using Chrome's storage API:
This data never leaves your device. It is not transmitted to us or any third party. You can delete all this data at any time using the "Reset Stats" button in the extension popup, or by uninstalling the extension.
Data Controller: The Impulse Judge Project
Contact: support@theimpulsejudge.com
Location: Ontario, Canada
For GDPR/CCPA purposes, we are the data controller for any personal information collected (limited to newsletter email addresses). We do not currently have a designated Data Protection Officer (DPO) as we are a small volunteer project processing minimal personal data.
We implement the following security measures:
While we are not currently ISO 27001 certified (a formal certification requiring paid audits), we implement security controls aligned with industry best practices:
In the event of a security incident or data breach affecting user data, we will:
Report Security Issues: If you discover a security vulnerability, email support@theimpulsejudge.com with subject "SECURITY".
Current Risk Assessment: Given our architecture (local-only data storage, zero backend, minimal PII collection), the most likely security scenarios are:
However, no method of transmission or storage is 100% secure. Use the extension at your own risk.
The extension requires broad website permissions to function on all shopping sites. Here's exactly what we do with this access:
We only look for button elements with text like "Buy Now," "Add to Cart," "Checkout," etc. That's it.
Important Technical Note: While the browser extension does not transmit any usage data, our website (theimpulsejudge.com) is hosted on Vercel, which may automatically generate standard server access logs as part of hosting infrastructure. These logs may temporarily contain:
We do NOT actively collect, store, or analyze these server logs. They are managed by Vercel for infrastructure purposes (security, DDoS protection, performance monitoring) and are subject to Vercel's data retention policies. See Vercel's Privacy Policy for details.
Reaffirming Our Promise: The browser extension itself collects ZERO data and never transmits usage information to any server. The server log note applies only to website visitors, not extension users.
If you subscribe to The Impulse Judge newsletter, we collect:
How we use your email:
Email processing: Our newsletter is managed by Brevo (formerly Sendinblue), a GDPR-compliant email service provider based in the EU. Your email is stored securely on their servers and is subject to their Privacy Policy.
Your rights: You can unsubscribe from our newsletter at any time by clicking the unsubscribe link in any email. Upon unsubscribing, your email will be removed from our mailing list.
📧 We will never sell, rent, or share your email address with third parties for marketing purposes. The Judge may be judgmental, but never sneaky.
The Impulse Judge website (theimpulsejudge.com) uses Vercel Analytics, a privacy-friendly, cookieless analytics service. This applies only to the website, NOT the browser extension.
We do NOT use this data for advertising, retargeting, or selling to third parties. The Judge doesn't do sneaky. We just want to know if anyone's actually reading the boring blog posts.
We process this data under legitimate interest, specifically, understanding basic website performance and content effectiveness. Since Vercel Analytics is cookieless and privacy-preserving, it generally does not require consent under GDPR/ePrivacy regulations. However, we respect your right to opt out where technically feasible.
Vercel is a U.S.-based company. Analytics data may be processed on servers in the United States and other locations. For details on their data handling and any applicable data transfer mechanisms, see Vercel's Privacy Policy.
🔒 To be crystal clear: The browser extension has NO analytics whatsoever. Only the website uses Vercel Analytics, and even that is privacy-preserving and cookieless.
The following third-party services are used on this website only (not in the browser extension):
Our website homepage displays a localized statistic showing impulse spending data for your country (e.g., "Americans spend $X on impulse purchases"). To show you the relevant statistic, we make a single request to ipapi.co to determine your country.
For details on how ipapi.co handles requests, see their Privacy Policy.
This website uses the Inter font family. All font files are self-hosted on our servers - no requests are made to Google Fonts, Adobe, or any external font CDN. Your browser downloads font files directly from theimpulsejudge.com. No third parties are involved in delivering typography to you.
Our website includes a link to our community Discord server. IMPORTANT: Discord is a PUBLIC FORUM, not a private support channel.
We reserve the right to remove members who violate server rules, Discord's Community Guidelines, or post hateful, harassing, or vulgar content. Violating Chrome/Firefox Web Store content policies will result in a ban.
For Discord's privacy practices, see: Discord Privacy Policy
For Discord's terms, see: Discord Terms of Service
The extension contains a link to Buy Me a Coffee for optional donations. If you choose to click this link and make a donation, you will be subject to Buy Me a Coffee's privacy policy. We do not receive any personal information from Buy Me a Coffee, only that a donation was made.
The extension does not contain any analytics services, tracking pixels, or third-party scripts. It's just code that makes fun of your shopping habits, locally, on your device, in the privacy of your own shame.
We do not sell, trade, rent, or otherwise share any user data with third parties. The extension doesn't collect data to share. The website's Vercel Analytics data is aggregated and anonymized - we couldn't sell your personal info even if we wanted to (we don't). Newsletter emails go through Brevo for delivery only.
In the future, we may include affiliate links in our newsletter or website - links where we earn a small commission if you make a purchase.
What this means for your privacy:
Our commitment: We've made a solemn oath to only affiliate with reputable companies that help you save money. Read our full Affiliate Oath in our Terms of Use.
The Impulse Judge is a general audience extension suitable for all ages. The extension collects no data from anyone: children, adults, or sentient shopping carts. The website's analytics are aggregated and contain no personal information about any individual user, regardless of age.
Extension data: Stored locally on your device using your browser's built-in storage API. Security is handled by your browser and operating system. We recommend keeping your browser updated.
Website analytics: Handled securely by Vercel's infrastructure. We have no access to raw logs or IP addresses - only aggregated, anonymized metrics.
Newsletter: Managed by Brevo, a GDPR-compliant email provider with industry-standard security practices.
You have complete control over your data:
Under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA), California residents have specific rights:
Do Not Sell My Personal Information: We do not sell personal information. This statement serves as our CCPA-required notice.
To exercise GDPR or CCPA rights, email us at support@theimpulsejudge.com with the subject line "Data Subject Request" and include:
Response Time: We will respond within 30 days (GDPR) or 45 days (CCPA).
What We Can Provide:
Extension Data: Since all extension data is stored locally on your device, you can access it via browser DevTools (Application > Storage) or delete it via the "Reset Stats" button. We cannot access or delete this data remotely as we never receive it.
We will cooperate in good faith with lawful requests from data protection authorities and regulators. Given our minimal data collection (newsletter emails only, no extension data), most inquiries will have limited responsive data. We will notify affected users where legally permitted and update this policy if any regulatory finding materially affects our practices.
Contact: Regulators may reach us at support@theimpulsejudge.com with subject "REGULATORY INQUIRY".
If we ever change this privacy policy, we will update the "Last updated" date at the top. For significant changes, we'll notify users through the extension update notes and/or newsletter.
Important: The Impulse Judge extension currently collects zero data and operates entirely on-device. If we ever introduce cloud features (account sync, server-side stats, AI recommendations, etc.), we will:
We will NEVER silently start collecting data. Any changes to our "no data leaves your device" promise will be clearly communicated.
The Impulse Judge's extension code is available for review. You can verify that we don't transmit any data by examining the source code yourself.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy or the extension, you can reach us at: