🌙 Late Night
Why You Keep Buying Weird Stuff at 2 AM (And How to Actually Stop)
You know the scene. It's 1:45 AM. You're bathed in the blue glow of your phone. Ten minutes later, you've spent $85 on something you'll regret tomorrow.
📚 The Impulse Archives
Tips to Stop Impulse Buying
Look, we could just roast you into submission with our free Chrome extension. But we're generous souls, so here's some actual advice too. Will it work as well as a judgmental popup calling out your 2 AM shopping habits? Probably not. But hey, it's free reading material while you resist buying that thing you don't need.
🧠 ADHD
The ADHD Tax Is Real (And It's Costing You Way More Than You Think)
That sinking feeling when you see a $15 charge for a streaming service you haven't watched in eight months. This is the ADHD Tax.
😴 Life Hack
Laziness Is the Best Financial Tool You Own (If You Use It Right)
Stop relying on discipline. Start relying on laziness. Make spending so annoying that your natural laziness kicks in.
📱 Social Media
I Unfollowed Every Influencer for a Month to Save My Bank Account
You're not buying an object. You're trying to buy an identity. This is the "Parasocial Trap" and it's emptying your wallet.
🚚 Psychology
Why "Free Shipping" Tricks Your Brain Into Spending $50 More
You just spent $30 of real money to save $8 in fees. Congrats, you fell for "spaving" (spending to save).
💔 Relationships
The Specific Shame of Hiding Packages From Your Partner
You sprint to the door when the truck arrives. You hide the box in the closet. Later, you bury it in the recycling. Sound familiar?
🍳 Fantasy Self
Stop Trying to Fill the Void in Your Soul With Kitchen Gadgets
Your house fills up with expensive monuments to your failure. Every time you see the juicer you used once, you feel guilt.
📦 Clutter
Everything I Bought Last Year That's Now Just Sitting in a Drawer
Open your junk drawer. You'll find a graveyard of good intentions. Cables for devices you don't own. Clothes with tags still on.
⏱️ Quick Fix
The 30-Day Rule Is Too Hard (So Try the 10-Minute Rule Instead)
For impulsive people, 30 days is an eternity. You need a hurdle that's actually clearable. Enter the 10-Minute Rule.
🧪 Self-Check
How to Tell If You Actually Want It (Or Just Want the Dopamine Hit)
There's a massive difference between wanting a thing and wanting the feeling of buying a thing. Here's how to tell.
Done Reading? Time for Action.
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